World census report: Gloobertopia

THE UTOPIA OF GLOOBERTOPIA

Gloobertopia is a country consisting of three states: Solid, Liquid and Gas in the region of West Ameepo with a total landmass of 329,847 square kilometres (127,355 sq mi). The capital city is
Pinkcity. The population stands at about 30 million- last check and the head of government is the Gloomunster. The government is modeled after the Gloomunster system.

Gloobertopia as a unified country did not exist until 1st June,2008. Previously, everyone was in a big mess until Gloomunster came in and united them into a country. With an GDP per capita of $USD 10,000, Gilbertopia is a newly industrialised country.

Gloobertopia's main exports are Kewlness,Slippers,Dust bunnies, Toasters, Gingerbread men and squeeky toys. Gloobertopia is also one of the major exporters of ice to Eskimos and has its only embassy on Earth there apart from in Zimbabwe.
Raw materials have a huge influence on the country's economy.

The main language of Gloobertopia is of money. It is a member of the Developing Eight Ameepo Domain countries (AKA: DEAD countries)

ETYMOLOGY
Gloobertopia got its name when Gloomunster decided he wanted to call it Gloomunsteria, however, he wanted everyone to know that it was a "utopia" (or rather dystopia)and Gloomunstertopia didn't cut it. So he simply changed its name to Gloobertopia.


GOVERNMENT AND POLITICS
Gloobertopia is a psychotic dictatorship. Gloomunster is the supreme ruler/despot and whatever he says goes. He chooses his own heir apparent and that guy will be called the Gloomunster. Laws are made however Gloomunster likes it and enforced by the military-the police force does not exist as police are "too neutral and don't really support the government."

that's all I'm bothered to say right now.

Racial distribution
ethnic Gloobertopians consist of less than 0.01% of the population, as Gloomunster is the only Gloobertopian there. The other 29,999,999 residents are all actually of 'Imaginary Friend' origin.