Saturday, August 23, 2008

Somethings I would like to sort out later

Currency

The currency of Gloobertopia is the Gloobertopian Buck with an exchange rate of 1 USD to 300,000 Gilbertopian bucks. The only note divisions are in 0.1 bucks, 0.5 bucks or 1 buck.
Inflation is so great in Gloobertopia (600,000,000,000%) that the Gloobertopians recycle the paper notes that they get, because the recycled material is usually worth more than the note itself. As a result, jails in Gloobertopia fill up within hours because of all the people found guilty of destroying legal tender.

The foreign reserve currency of Gloobertopia is the Zimbabwean dollar, which suffers considerably less inflation than Gloobertopia. One Gloobertopian buck at this very moment is worth 0.8 Zimbabwean dollars.

Political freedom
Chickens are freer than the Gloobertopians there.

National Religion
Gloomunster worship, that's final! All others are persecuted.
Gloomunster is one of the most bloodthirsty religions in Western Ameepo. Characteristics of this religion is nihilism, the abstinence from eating cheese on a Monday and never insulting the great Gloomunster.

As of 2nd March 09, Gloobertopia is now a circular country. That means that we discourage the worship of squares. "What the hell is the difference between "circular" and "secular" anyway?"
asks Gloobertopian minister of religion, Jarod von Rumstedt.
Tax rate
80% coz we feel like it.
Previously, the formula for calculating the taxes due per citizen was simple

(Income - GB$100,000) *80% * no. of limbs = taxes due

The reasoning was so that amputees could get away with a 20% tax break if they had less one arm or leg.

This encouraged Gloobertopians to evade tax via self-amputation. So, in a bid to increase government revenue, this new formula was installed:

(Income -GB$100,000)*80%*no. of heads = taxes due.

In order to make up for all the losses in government revenue last year, the proposal to tax dead people was accepted and executed.

Technology

Gloobertopians are a highly advanced race with 'kewl' technology. Technology that utilises kewlness as a power source.<- a form of chemical energy by the way.
Kewlnergy is obtained in crystal form and found in the kewlness mines in the kewl mountains in the state of Solid.
The potency of stored kewl crystal energy is estimated to be 1 gram of kewl crystal = 700 unit energys*

The crystal comes in a pure form and does not require purification. Despite the potency of Kewlness crystals, it happens to be extremely stable- but a mild jolt of electritcity can break it down to form energy, among other ways.
Kewlnergy had been found to be extremely efficient, as when the apparatus is right, most of the converted energy changes directly into electricity without having to converting into kinetic energy nor heat energy.

Kewl crystals have been known to have other strange properties that many still do not understand.

Previously, Gloobertopian Kewlguyz used Kewl crystals as a weapon, much like grenades. The central government of Gloobertopia has since banned the practice of Kewlcraft due to its destrcutiveness.

* according to the Gloobetopian measurement system. How this correlates to the imperial/metric system is still to be determined.

World census report: Gloobertopia

THE UTOPIA OF GLOOBERTOPIA

Gloobertopia is a country consisting of three states: Solid, Liquid and Gas in the region of West Ameepo with a total landmass of 329,847 square kilometres (127,355 sq mi). The capital city is
Pinkcity. The population stands at about 30 million- last check and the head of government is the Gloomunster. The government is modeled after the Gloomunster system.

Gloobertopia as a unified country did not exist until 1st June,2008. Previously, everyone was in a big mess until Gloomunster came in and united them into a country. With an GDP per capita of $USD 10,000, Gilbertopia is a newly industrialised country.

Gloobertopia's main exports are Kewlness,Slippers,Dust bunnies, Toasters, Gingerbread men and squeeky toys. Gloobertopia is also one of the major exporters of ice to Eskimos and has its only embassy on Earth there apart from in Zimbabwe.
Raw materials have a huge influence on the country's economy.

The main language of Gloobertopia is of money. It is a member of the Developing Eight Ameepo Domain countries (AKA: DEAD countries)

ETYMOLOGY
Gloobertopia got its name when Gloomunster decided he wanted to call it Gloomunsteria, however, he wanted everyone to know that it was a "utopia" (or rather dystopia)and Gloomunstertopia didn't cut it. So he simply changed its name to Gloobertopia.


GOVERNMENT AND POLITICS
Gloobertopia is a psychotic dictatorship. Gloomunster is the supreme ruler/despot and whatever he says goes. He chooses his own heir apparent and that guy will be called the Gloomunster. Laws are made however Gloomunster likes it and enforced by the military-the police force does not exist as police are "too neutral and don't really support the government."

that's all I'm bothered to say right now.

Racial distribution
ethnic Gloobertopians consist of less than 0.01% of the population, as Gloomunster is the only Gloobertopian there. The other 29,999,999 residents are all actually of 'Imaginary Friend' origin.